J is for Joke Day!

Today we were rolling in laughter after hearing some very funny jokes. Check them out below!

 Joke: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry

 What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer

 What type of bird never needs a haircut? A bald eagle

 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go Moo!

 What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

 Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll

 What is the only class you can plant a flower in? Kindergarden

 How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!

 What's every cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice!

 What does a dog say when it loves someone? I woof you

 What does Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet

 What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

 Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar I.D.

 Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh...Moo!

What did the vending machine say to the football coach? Gimme my quarter back